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Physician · educator · founder
Medicine is a human story.
I’m Dr. Patrick Beeman—a dual board-certified OB/Gyn and addiction medicine physician creating more humane care, clearer medical education, and health media with a pulse.
Yes, AI helped build this website. No, it is not licensed to practice medicine in Ohio—or anywhere else, despite its confidence.
Father of six; Dual-board-certified; OB/Gyn + addiction medicine; U.S. Air Force veteran; Founder, InsideTheBoards; Chief Question Officer (a real title); AI power user; Philosophy MA (still asking why); Former logic professor; Music performance → philosophy → medicine; Podcast-network builder; Chief Email Officer (actual title); 2,000+ board questions written or edited; Medutainment practitioner; Pop-punk adjacent; bioethically grounded; AI-assisted, human-responsible; Serious credentials. Many side quests.
AI Headshot of the Day
About a 90% accurate representation of the real Dr. Beeman. The other 10% is AI’s artistic license. The caption changes daily; the portrait changes only after I approve it.
Care with dignity✦Stories that change minds✦AI-assisted, human-responsible✦Not medical advice✦✦✦✦✦
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01 / Practice information
I’m looking for Dr. Beeman’s future contact information.
Confirmed location, phone, scheduling, and start-date details will be posted on the front page when available.
See the latest update 02 / LearnersI want to learn or listen.
Patient education, recovery stories, podcasts, and medical education made for real life.
Explore the work 03 / PartnersI have an idea to build.
Strategy, content, speaking, and creative collaboration at the intersection of health, education, and media.
Let’s collaborateClinical practice
Expert care.
Zero judgment.
Good medicine starts with listening. My clinical work centers on evidence-based care that respects the whole person—and the dignity every patient brings into the room.
Addiction medicineObstetrics & gynecologyWomen’s mental healthRestorative reproductive medicine
Continuing care and records · Middleburg Heights
Veranova Health
Veranova has sent its formal patient notice regarding Dr. Beeman’s departure. For ongoing care, records, refills, results, or appointments, contact Veranova using its official instructions.
Addiction treatment · Amherst
MedMark Treatment Centers
Medication-assisted treatment and recovery support in a welcoming, confidential, nonjudgmental setting.
If you may be experiencing a medical emergency, call 911. This website—and its unusually enthusiastic autocomplete—does not provide medical advice or establish a physician–patient relationship.
Patient reviews · AI remix
Kind words.
Strange wardrobe.
The source reviews are real. The wording below is intentionally not verbatim. Every Monday, AI dresses a rotating set of patient feedback in a different literary outfit—without adding new clinical claims.
This week’s editionHaiku
Seventeen syllables. Zero waiting-room magazines.
Listening + clarity★★★★★
Unhurried listening Complex answers become clear Kindness leads the way
Source: Healthgrades · Dec. 2024Time + a thoughtful plan★★★★★
Questions fill the room There is time for each question A clear plan comes next
Source: Healthgrades · July 2023Kindness + brilliance★★★★★
Kindness meets bright thought Compassion walks with brilliance Best doctor, they wrote
Source: WebMD · Nov. 2021Personal care + a strong MAT program★★★★★
Care lived, not just said Find your path at your own pace A program built well
Source: Google via Birdeye · Public reviewTransparency note: These are creative AI paraphrases of public reviews selected for their positive feedback—not direct quotations or a complete review feed. The AI is a copy editor wearing a funny hat, not a clinician. Reviewer names are omitted, no reviewer relationship is implied, and individual experiences differ. Use each source link to read the review in its original context.
Shared here, with permission
Anonymous patient notes
Submitted privately, reviewed by a human, stripped of reviewer and patient-identifying details, and published as image cards only after approval.
Recent creative work · the side-quest desk
Recently, in the
beautiful mess.
The polished medical work has its own section. This is where home projects, family experiments, serious ideas, music-adjacent adventures, and videos that escaped the group chat get to live.
Latest-ishDoes Addictive Screen Use Raise Youth Suicide Risk? | AMJC
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1 in 4 Adults Using Prescription Stimulants Report Misuse | AMJC
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How to Keep Up With Addiction Medicine Research | AMJC
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Landscape and Animals at the Beeman Manor | Home Evolution
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Home Evolution Episode 12: Indoor Pool | Beeman's World
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Our Dining Room Went From Okay to Palatial | Home Evolution Ep. 11
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Pregnancy in Space Part 3: Reproduction Future | Code Periwinkle: Women’s Health for Men (and Women)
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Pregnancy in Space Part 2: Circadian Chaos | Code Periwinkle: Women's Health for Men (and Women)
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Pregnancy in Space Part 1: Radiation Effects | Code Periwinkle: Women's Health for Men (and Women)
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Prenatal Testing and Diagnosis (Catholic Edition) | Women's Health for Men (and Women)
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Addiction 101: USMLE Question Breakdowns with Dr. Corey Waller
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Addiction 101: Benzodiazepines
Watch on YouTubeThis shelf checks all three channels and the featured playlist for new uploads, so the recent work stays recent without anyone remembering to update the website. A small miracle of modern plumbing. The plumbing is neither sentient nor licensed.
The writing drawer
A few things I wrote before algorithms learned to finish sentences.
Selected essays on medicine, conscience, autonomy, and the questions that refuse to behave like multiple choice.
Browse the full publication archiveThree channels. One featured playlist. One medically inadvisable number of ideas.
Selected work
Health ideas,
made alive.
Projects built to inform, entertain, and move health culture forward—through stories, sound, video, and genuinely useful education.
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Stories · education · recovery
The Addiction // Recovery Project
A growing collection of recovery stories, practical education, and stigma-changing conversations built around the truth that there are many paths to recovery.
02Health media · creative production
Ars Longa Media
A health media and creativity company helping clinicians, educators, and mission-driven organizations make work people actually want to experience.
03Medical education · audio learning
InsideTheBoards
Podcasts and an audio question bank designed to help medical students think like question writers, study on the go, and reclaim their time.
Watch & learn
Patient education, “medutainment,” and Addiction 101.
Consulting & collaboration
Let’s make something worth paying attention to.
I partner with healthcare organizations, educators, creators, and founders who want to communicate with more clarity, humanity, and imagination.
- 01Health media and content strategy
- 02Medical education and learning products
- 03Speaking, interviews, and subject-matter expertise
- 04Creative direction and physician-creator partnerships
AI is welcome in the room. Human judgment still has the final cut, the malpractice insurance, and the opposable thumbs.
Send a general inquiryA little about me
Clinician by training.
Builder by nature.
I trained in obstetrics and gynecology through the Wright State University and Wright-Patterson Air Force Base combined program, then served on active duty in the U.S. Air Force. Today, my work moves between the clinic, the studio, and the classroom.
I founded InsideTheBoards and Ars Longa Media because complex medical ideas deserve more than dry delivery. The thread through all of it is simple: treat people like people.
Outside the neat columns of a CV: family, Catholic intellectual life, music, American history, architecture, and hands-on building. The route from music performance to philosophy to medicine makes more sense in retrospect; the number of concurrent projects does not.
Did I use AI to help make this website? Absolutely. I also use spellcheck, electricity, and people smarter than me. Responsibility for the final result remains stubbornly human.
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Did I use AI to create this website? Yes.
PersonalEducationalEntertainmentNot medical advice
That should be enough to tell you that anything hosted or linked here is for personal, educational, and entertainment purposes only and should not be construed as medical advice.
Views are my own. Nothing here establishes a physician–patient relationship, replaces care from your own clinician, or suggests that a language model should be allowed within fifty feet of a prescription pad.
Nothing herein implies endorsement by MedMark Treatment Centers, BayMark Health Services, Veranova Health, Cornerstone Pregnancy Services, the United States Government, the Catholic Church, the Founding Fathers, my wife, Dr. Elizabeth Shelley, the people of Lorain County, or any other group I’m involved in but forgot to mention here.
If I accidentally omitted your institution from this non-endorsement, please feel equally non-endorsed.
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